Entebbe Municipality has grown from a boring town with a small population to a fast rising town with lots of people, businesses and politicians springing up day and night. For the last couple of decades the town has become one of the most revered and talked about in all circles. Our reporter brings you some of the town’s sworn enemies who have been biffing like tigers and rarely see eye to eye. We have listed and paraded men and women who feel like puking and throwing up once they bump into each other.
*Mayor Vincent Kayanja DePaul Vs Hon. Kawuma Muhammad*
Mayor Kayanja has been at loggerheads with Hon. Kawuma Muhammad since 2011. The two former close friends have one of the biggest known biff that has rocked Entebbe Municipality. The two former close friends have been fighting like tigers for the last five years after Hon. Kawuma accused Mayor Kayanja of growing wings and failing to obey his decisions. Hon. Kawuma hates Mayor Kayanja like hell and they cannot sit on the same table or even shake hands. Hon. Kawuma early this year officially quit the Democratic Party and joined the yellow NRM team after he got disappointed and pissed off with his former friend Mayor Kayanja.
*Juuko Ali Vs Henry Kakuuyo*
These two guys were like brothers and shared everything including beer glass and babes. They used to jointly run and manage club Jakers located a few meters away from Nkumba University until when they bitterly split late last year over several issues. The two former business partners bitterly split after it emerged that Juuko Ali was secretly plotting to take over the bar. Juuko Ali picked all his properties including sound systems, plasma screen TV’s plus beer crates and stormed out of the bar for good. The latest we are picking from our radar indicates that Juuko Ali is erecting a splashy bar at the former Club X5 building located in Entebbe Town. These two former friends have turned into deadly business rivals and at one time almost exchanged hot blows in the bar.
*Arikiriza Emerine and Andrew Ndugutse*
Arikiriza Emerine is the Entebbe International Airport Emirates Skycargo Top Boss while Andrew Ndugutse is the ENHAS cargo Manager. These two Airport bosses don’t see eye to eye and feel like puking when they bump into each other in office corridors. Our scouts at the Airport have revealed that Emerine and Andrew bitterly fell out two years ago after Emerine Arikiriza who was the ENHAS Imports Superintendent then wasn’t submissive and loyal to her Boss (Andrew). We have positively established that Emerine was doing all the donkey office work including answering all his emails. She got pissed off over the situation and exchanged bitterly with her boss. She was transferred to another department (exports) where she served for less than a year and threw in the towel after she landed a juicy job with Emirates Airlines Skycargo. Of late she has massively fattened and added on a hell of weight in addition to pushing another bouncing tot after her salary scale tripling.
*Michael Mutebi Vs Kasule David Wasswa*
Michael Mutebi Nyamayalwo and Kasule David Wasswa is the latest biff in Entebbe. Kasule David Wasswa hates Michael Mutebi from the bottom of his heart ever since he kicked him out of office after serving for one term. Mutebi (NRM) scooped the Entebbe Municipality Division ‘A’ seat from David Kasule Wasswa (DP) after he caned him in the political brain game. And to make matters worse he refused to hand over office keys and files to his rival. Word reaching our news desk indicates that he is suffering from intensifying political ulcers and has turned into an MC of sorts at birthday parties. He spends most of his time hibernating at his shafting pad and cursing like hell.
*Sherry Kalyebala Vs Viola Nampijja*
Sherry Kalyebala is one of those staunch NRM Cadres that love promoting the party everywhere. The light skinned bummy babe doesn’t see eye to eye with a one Viola Nampijja from the Democratic Party. This follows after Viola Nampijja caned her to retain the Entebbe Municipality Women LCV seat. The two babes cannot dare cross each other’s path after sherry pointed fingers at Nampijja for playing foxy games and smartly rigging the polls. Since then they have been threatening to crush each other’s boobs after a cold war brewing up like volcanic magma.
*Namayirira Stanley Vs Eng. Anthony Segujja*
Stanley Namayirira is one Politician who stood his ground when his Democratic Party colleagues bashed and warned him over poking his nose in political games. He kept quiet and never fired back until when he caned former Division ‘B’ LC3 Chairman Eng. Anthony Seguja in the party primaries. Since then the two men have been keeping their grudges and biff plus pointing fingers like nursery kids. At one time Eng. Anthony Seguja threatened to drag Namayirira to court over behaving like Bill Gates on the campaign trail. He later backed off and gave up after he was warned not to fool around and flip his fingers in court. These men don’t cross each other’s territory and don’t shake hands.
*Barbara Barungi Vs Diana Kibuuka*
Barbara Barungi is the Special Forces Command (SFC) Political Commissar in Entebbe. Of late she has been suffering from a hell of stress and a paining head after pencil thin Entebbe based CBS Correspondent Diana Kibuuka launched a cold war on her. These babes are sworn enemies and a couple of months ago they acted a movie after they bitterly clashed and exchanged a hell of words during the youth polls that were held at the Municipal Council during. It’s not yet clear what sparked off the bitter row and hatred however these babes have continued to behave like rowdy female tigers and don’t wish each other well.
*Jimmy Mutabazi Vs Byansi Amos*
Jimmy Mutabazi and Byansi Amos were once good friends who always shared their secrets in Municipal Council. They bitterly split in May this year after Jimmy Mutabazi an NRM Councilor outsmarted and kicked him out of the lucrative works committee office. The staunch Democratic Party fella and Kiwafu west LCIV Councilor almost drunk rat poison after Jimmy Mutabazi outmaneuvered and threw him out of the Works Committee office. Since then the two fellas have not said hello to one another or even shook hands. The DP fella one of these days spends most of his time grassing around in the neighborhood.
*RDC Kirabira Vs Patience Mubangizi*
RDC Rose Kirabira is one Iron lady who has made her name through bashing and squeezing politicians in Entebbe Municipality. She hates people who fool around and doesn’t see eye to eye with former Entebbe Municipality aspiring Member of Parliament Patience Mubangizi after she refused to endorse her and instead endorsed Hon. Rose Tumusiime. Since then Mubangizi hates RDC Kirabira and the two women have been fighting a silent cold war. Mubangizi’s political career ended miserably after she was caned both in the party primaries and general elections. It’s not yet clear what Mubangizi is up to nowadays however she has totally faded and gone missing from the political scene like old Nokia Phones.
*Kakembo Michael Vs Abubaker Walusimbi*
Kakembo Michael and Abubaker Walusimbi have their own serious biff and hatred that dates back during the Democratic Party Internal Party structural elections that were held last year at the Chang Sha Primary School. These fellas exchanged sharp blows after Abubaker Walusimbi stormed the heated polls with his diehard Aide Sadiq Mukasa aka Hard Body. Abubaker pointed fingers at Kakembo over throwing heavy punches that injured his nose. These two fellas have bad blood and cannot sit on one table at events and functions. And to make matters worse Walusimbi stood as an Independent Candidate for the Parliamentary seat after Democratic Party Bosses tossed him up and down. He is one of the few people who jubilated after Kakembo aka Mbwatekamwa was caned in court by Hon. Tumusiime.
*Opiro Walter Phillip Vs Semanda Yasin Kyeyune*
Opiro Walter and Semanda Yasin are two fast rising politicians who have also joined the biffing game like tigers. Opiro hates Semanda like hell and keeps cursing the day he joined politics after his rival Semanda walloped him over the Kiwafu West LCIII seat. The bald headed NRM fella lost to his DP rival after he failed to hunt for votes from the locals. Semanda revealed that Opiro was just fooling around. He has threatened to bounce back in 2021 and kick out his rival from office.
*Turigye Davis, Phillip Murwani Vs Alan Ariyo*
Turigye Davis aka Googez, Phillip Murwani and Alan Ariyo have one of the latest biff rocking Entebbe International Airport like crazy. Turigye Davis, Phillip Murwani and Alan Ariyo used to be good friends who shared everything but early this year fell out after Alan Ariyo smelt a rat that the two chaps were behaving like hyenas and plotting to take his office Job and send him back to the village to grow Irish Potatoes. And to make matters worse these fellas speak the same language and board the same bus when going back to the village but have bitterly fallen out with their friend Alan.
*Nalwonga Mariam Vs Jackie Kimera Mirembe*
Nalwonga Mariam and Jackie Kimera are two babes with opposite wires. Nalwonga is the Entebbe Municipality Division ‘B’ NRM Chairperson while Jackie Kimera is the Kitooro LC3 Area Councilor. These two babes have mastered the game of sending mega verbal artillery like hell. Nalwonga and Jackie Kimera don’t see eye to eye because they belong to rival camps. Nalwonga is an NRM Yellow babe while Jackie Kimera is an outspoken DP babe in Kitooro. These two babes are known for spitting saliva on the ground once they bump into each other on the road.
*Ahmed Kizito Vs Arafat Ssekawooya*
Ahmed Kizito and Arafat Ssekawooya are two Political Firebrands belonging to rival camps. Kizito and Arafat are sworn enemies and have never greeted each other after Kizito pinned down Arafat over mounting a 16 year old girl in Entebbe. Kizito a former DP diehard who crossed to NRM pinned down and bashed Arafat on the Campaign trail over misusing his whopper and poaching on young girl’s Kandahars (names with held). Kizito and Arafat have lots of irreconcilable differences.
*Godfrey Ninsiima Vs Senfuka Tamuzadde*
Godfrey Ninsiima is the Entebbe Municipality District Police Commander while Senfuka Tamuzadde is the Entebbe Municipality NRM Secretary General. These two men hate themselves like hell and at one time they exchanged bitterly after Senfuka accused Ninsiima of conniving with DP to frustrate the NRM Party during the February 2016 polls. They almost exchanged sharp hot blows at Entebbe Police Station after Senfuka grilled and squeezed Ninsiima over acting foxy with DP Fellas. However Ninsiima denied the allegations and said that Senfuka was just telling lies. Since then they haven’t greeted each other.
