Author: ANGECIES

The Mutundwe based Empowerment Christian Prayer Center’s pastor Franklin Mondo Mugisha is spitting venom one of these days and not giving a damn to Museveni haters. The chubby looking man is warning Besigye and his group to rest their cases against the big-man because he beat them hands down. Pastor Mondo who was speaking at Hon. Rose Tumusiime’s swearing in celebrations that were held at the Children’s park on Wednesday said that the country is now more peaceful unlike in the past when bullets were flying all over day and night. The man of God showered all aspiring NRM…

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Describing his recent re-election as a victory from God, Mayor Kayanja Vincent DePaul officially started his second term in office after he was sworn in on Monday by the Entebbe Chief Magistrate Mary Kaitesi at a ceremony that was organized at the Mayor’s Garden.  In his address, Mayor Kayanja hailed previous Municipal Council leaders for their contribution towards the development of Entebbe Municipality. He thanked the Divisional Chairmen and Municipal Council staff with whom he has had a healthy relationship in the previous term. Key on his agenda in his second term includes constructing drainage systems for several areas…

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Former Entebbe Handling Services Cargo officer Patrick Baraza is on a boozing rampage one of these days ever since he quit the Entebbe Airport based handling company one year ago. The stout man is a crocodile in booze with a strange appetite for kissing all kinds of liquor bottles more than anything else on planet earth. Last weekend the beer thirsty man was smoked out at a police function that was organized at the water front beach swallowing pints non-stop with unidentified bubbling babe. He was among the few invited guests who attended the colorful ceremony to bid farewell…

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The Entebbe Police force Criminal Investigations and Intelligence Director (CIID) Joseph Sentamu has walked out of his work station after his superiors promoted him to a big office. The humble man was promoted to man and oversee the intelligence and investigations activities in Kigezi region as the Regional CID officer Kigezi Region and will be based in Kabale. He has been succeeded by a sweet looking bummy lady identified as Thereza Awelo who has been the CID officer at Kibuli Police Headquarters. His workmates and friends organized a farewell party for the man of God at the Water Front…

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In a bid to have a crime free town, the Entebbe Police force in conjunction with Entebbe Municipal Council has trained over 50 residents in crime prevention strategies and community based arbitration skills. Addressing the participants, the Entebbe Police community Liaison officer Sergeant Johnson Tenywa revealed that the sensitization workshop is aimed at bridging the gap between the police and the residents. He said that cooperation between the police and the residents is the way to go because residents and the public should be involved in their security. He urged the participants to avoid taking matters in their own…

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Former Veteran LCIV Councilor Rose Tumusiime Bikaako is smiling from the bottom of her heart after upgrading from benching in Municipal Council to sitting in the House of Lords. The NRM Party diehard was last week on Wednesday sworn in as Entebbe’s first female Member of Parliament after she caned and walloped twelve other aspirants in the February Parliamentary race including DP’s Michael Kakembo Mbwatekamwa. She was accompanied by her Daddy Mzee Robert Bikaako a senior citizen in Entebbe, her best friend Peninah Kasaija, her uncle Kahirita and all her kids to the swearing ceremony. Her supporters caused stampede at…

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The Entebbe Red Rooster Bar Boss Ray Hughes suffers from a raging sex libido and a burning desire for Kandahars like Mr. Hyena. The aging Zungu man has never stopped smiling ever since he left the United Kingdom (U.K) in 2010 and settled in Uganda for good. Since then he has been chewing life and not sparing juicy bubbling babes that cross his eyes. For the last couple of weeks our scouts have been compiling notes about the Zungu’s untold sex secrets and we bring his sex-diaries. Ray Hughes aka Ray came to Uganda from the U.K in 2010…

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A primary school  headmaster  is counting his  fingers un-lucky  after he  was arrested and  put behind bars after turning rowdy and parading his mega whopper for a primary school girl  in  Entebbe town. Lauben Turyomuriwe,  aged  50years and Head master central primary school slocated in Bunono, Katabi in Entebbe Municipality was  arrested  two  weeks  ago and put behind  coolers at Entebbe police station  after  he  was  nabbed  pants down quenching his sex-thirst on  a primary four  school girl (names with held). The gray haired old man  was reported  a couple of  weeks ago  after un-zipping and  inserting his monster  whopper  into…

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Entebbe Resident District Commissioner, Rosemary Kirabira has bitterly warned residents and fishermen around Bugonga landing site over bedbugs that have invaded the area and giving residents sleepless nights. The RDC warned the residents on Tuesday in a security meeting with residents and local authorities over the deadly bedbugs that have waged a war on residents due to poor hygiene and dirty environment. The RDC warned residents over the sleeping sickness disease outbreak that is likely to claim lots of  people’s lives because of ignorance about personal hygiene.  The RDC  pledged  to  work hand  in hand  with the municipal authorities including the  town clerk  Richard Monday  to  launch  a spraying campaign on  the raging tropical parasitic creatures  that  have  infested  the  whole  fisheries  landing site area. The RDC advised the fishermen to join the campaign to put a ban on bedbugs…

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The Entebbe resident spin doctor DJ Pitto is back on his feet again after landing a spinning deal with Lido Beach. For the last couple of weeks the resident spin master has been burning on Katebe ever since he lost his paying job at Spennah Beach after it was ordered to shut down by Protea Hotel Authorities. Last week the poor young man was bailed out from roaming on the streets by Lido Beach after he was given a part time spinning job.

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