Author: ANGECIES

Playing Golf Handicap 13, United Nations Consultant Greg Patterson carded 37 points to emerge overall winner at the annual Entebbe Golf Club Rotary fundraiser that was held on Saturday. Greg’s victory earned him a trip to Dubai in the Business Class courtesy of Emirates Airlines. Njeri Kinyoho emerged overall winner in the Ladies category with 35 points. Her success also earned her a trip to Dubai in the economy class courtesy of Emirates Airlines. Shortly after being crowned Champion hailed Rotary Club for their Charitable work. “I’m happy that I won though I wasn’t expecting it. I would like…

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The Nkumba University Guild President Henry Byansi is having a lot of stress on his head one of his days ever since he was pinned and grilled over pocketing Shs12.5m meant for the Miss Nkumba Beauty Pageant Competitions. The shrewd law student was pinned down by several students including ministers over acting foxy and greedy after they found him guilty over embezzling the Shs12.5m dime. The fella was forced to resign and ordered to vomit the dime after a rowdy mob of students wanted to lynch him like a chicken thief. He is threatening to sue the OC Station…

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Entebbe Airport based Master International Cargo Clearing Manager Enock Mugisha Nuwagaba is chest thumping and bobbing shoulders high like a Bwindi Forest silver Back Gorilla after his sweet lovely babe and better half identified as carol Binagwa Mugisha landed a juicy job with Entebbe Protea Hotel. The light skinned beauty is smiling from the bottom of her heart after God blessing her with another paying Job ever since she quit her Air hostess job with Qatar Airways in Doha to legalize her bonking sessions with her Mr. Right. It’s not yet clear which department she is manning however our…

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The Entebbe Airport based fresh Handling staff and footie stars on Thursday quenched their dry throats and filled their empty tummies with Nyama Choma and roasted Chicken. The Fresh Handling footie stars organized the drink up party to celebrate their stunning 3-2 victory against Uganda People’s Defence Airforces (UPDAF) in the Entebbe Airport Stake Holders football league finals that were held a couple of weeks ago at the Entebbe Airport Football pitch. After guzzling enough booze and filling their tummies with enough crunches, the footie stars returned to their shafting pads with confused brains plus hunting bladders. The Entebbe…

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A 23 year old lady identified as Christine Ashaba on Wednesday survived lynching in Kitooro Zone, Entebbe Municipality after she aborted her Kid that she had been carrying in her tummy. She was discovered in the pit Latrine in severe pain after aborting her kid where angry locals wanted to lynch and stone her like chicken. She was rescued by Police that rushed her to Entebbe Grade B Hospital oozing a lot of blood. It’s not yet clear why she chose to abort the kid however she was admitted to Entebbe General Hospital where she is receiving treatment before she…

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The Entebbe General Referral Hospital Staff and patients have been having smiles on their faces ever since Uganda Breweries Limited (UBL) under their Water Of Life Charity Program donated 200,000 liter water harvest tanks. The underground water tanks that were donated early this year were officially handed over to the Entebbe General Hospital Management on Wednesday. The Hospital Director Dr. Moses Muwanga hailed Uganda Breweries Limited for their generosity and revealed that the underground water tanks have been helpful in reducing the chocking National water bills. I would like to thank Uganda Breweries for donating the water tanks to…

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Entebbe Football Club Bosses led by Mugisha Abdul Samad and Kimuli Sunday are nursing paining heads after yet to be identified thugs robbed the play ground fence in the wee hours of Friday morning. The thugs cut the play ground fence located at fisheries Training Institute in Bugonga, loaded it onto their truck and smartly sneaked away with no trace. Police stormed the play ground with sniffer dogs however no one has been arrested. The Entebbe F.C officials are scratching their heads over the incident as they hunt down for the thugs.

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For close to a month former Public Service Ministry Permanent Secretary Martin Lagara who had been battling Cancer of the Colon breathed his last in the wee hours of Wednesday Morning at the Mulago Cancer Institute. Lagara who was known as a true friend, gentleman and a God fearing man was under palliative care when breathed his last. He was first diagnosed with Cancer in Nsambya Hospital however when the cancer Machine broke down he was referred to Aga Khan Hospital in Nairobi, Kenya for a month. He was returned home after a slight improvement but when his health…

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Singer Eddie  Kenzo  is nursing  his lungs  after sweating plasma last weekend  at  a soccer  gala in Entebbe. The ‘sitya loss’ star BET award winner  walked  away  limping  from  the  corporate league where  his  Elite  foot ball team  was  battling  with  Entebbe International  team  at the Lake Victoria Primary School playground. Kenzo’s  team  nailed  the hosting  team  2:0  and  walked  away chest  thumping.  Several renown soccer stars including Benjamin Ochan participated  in the first ever  corporate soccer  gala with several corporate  organizations including Protea Hotel, CAA, Laico Hotel, Amazon Bar And 4Turkeys Bar.

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Uganda Cranes Soccer Stars last week invaded the State House and walked away beer  thirsty. This follows  after  the soccer  stars were  invited  for a state luncheon  on Thursday  with  the  head of state with lots of food and no booze that left several  beer thirsty players heart broken including Dennis Iguma, Murushidi Juuko, Nicholas Wadada plus others. These ‘bulls’ walked from State House nodding heads after we have been reliably informed  that  booze was scrapped-off  the menu list because several invited guests used to turn a nuisance after guzzling a few pints. They would dose in meetings on addition to farting.…

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