Five Boda Boda thieves last week survived lynching by angry Boda Boda riders in Abaita Ababiri. The theft racket which includes a one Mwanje who operates a spare parts shop in Kasenyi off Entebbe Road, Sudhir who has been masterminding the dirty game, Samuel Kituntu and Henry Mulindwa were smoked out by undercover cops in Sudhir’s two roomed house laying strategies and plotting for their deadly mission. The undercover cops recovered two suspected stolen motorbikes from Mwanje’s shop after they were tipped off by a one Sarah who lost her motorbike a couple of months ago and has been…
Author: ANGECIES
Uganda Cranes Football stars are flying high around town with a lot of swag after caning under dogs Comoros 1-0 in a 2017 Africa Cup Of Nations Qualifiers over the weekend. The football stars got the last smile after striker Tony Mawejje sliced through his deadly shot straight into the back of the net. They returned to the banana republic on Tuesday at 2000hrs aboard a Kenya Airways flight with top Fufa bosses including swaggerific Moses Magogo who had accompanied them to the away match. The football stars each pocketed USD 2500 from the federation body Fufa as a…
Democratic Party National Executive committee (NEC) Youth representative Rita Daisy Nakyanzi is having a gold smile and sleeping like a queen after hooking up a young energetic man and Bullicon Construction company Boss Kamya Kayanja Charles who will warm her chocolate boobs and thighs for the rest of her life. The sweet lovely babe exchanged marriage vows with the young man and Entebbe Municipality DP Organizing Secretary on Saturday at Pastor Aaron Mutebi’s Entebbe Miracle Center Church and they later treated their guests to a soda and water drink up party at Ssiena Beach Hotel. By 7pm several beer thirsty…
Kampala Central Member of Parliament Muhammad Nsereko is having sleepless nights and headache after city money lenders searching and hunting for him like a safety pin over a chocking multi-million shillings debt. The flamboyant legislator is cursing like hell after borrowing over two hundred million pocket change from a one Amdan Khan. He borrowed the dime three years ago and was expected to pay back in three months. The money lender has been hunting for the nosy politician and Sports Club Victoria University (SCVU) Boss in the whole banana city to cough his dime in good heart before matters…
President Yoweri Museveni and commander-In-Chief of the armed forces last week bumped into his former Presidential opponent Paul Kawanga Semogerere. The big man couldn’t believe his eyes after he met his former 1996 fierce presidential opponent at the Elders Forum conference that was organized at Resort Beach Entebbe to discuss the elder’s role in next year’s boiling Presidential elections. The staunch Democratic Party Man reminded the big man how he nearly gave him a bloody nose in the 1996 presidential campaigns. The aging former Democratic Party president quit active politics and has been benching for all these years.
Several revelers were left cursing and nursing their broken hearts after the Mega Fest 2015 leisure park concert miserably flopped. The concert was organized a week ago with a list of artistes including Bobi Wine, Desire Luzinda, Spice Diana and the gud lyfe boys who had been lined up to perform. Revelers who had camped at the leisure park facility in Kitoro till late got a raw deal after Desire Luzinda and the Gud Lyfe Boys Radio and Weasel snubbed the concert. Ghetto President Bobi Wine and Spice Diana stormed out of the concert after performing a few songs.…
Police in Lugonjo – Nakiwogo arrested another group of Teens from the ‘swagger Attackers’ deadly gang that has been terrorizing residents in the area. Police used their highly sophisticated intelligence network to nab the teens one by one after the area residents filed several complaints about them waylaying women in the middle of the night and snatching their hand bags as well as robbing them off their hard earned dime including phones. Another gang of teens was arrested after they were nabbed in gambling and betting centers in the areas of Lugonjo- Nakiwogo. Shallon Nantongo (14), Christine Naiga (14),…
Uganda People’s Defence Airforce (UPDAF) top Boss Lieutenant Robert Ruyondo is a happy man smiling from the bottom of his heart after finally legalizing his bonking sessions with bonk mate Teopista Kajumba. The UPDAF Intelligence Boss exchanged marriage vows with the juicy Mutoro babe at St. Mary’s Kisubi church last week on Sunday and promised to shower her with love and care till they depart from the world. Reverend Father Joseph Ssebayiga blessed the couple and told them to enjoy themselves from head to toe and fill planet earth with kids.
Entebbe Municipality aspiring Member of Parliament Ambrose Katuntu is bobbing shoulders high after saying bye bye to the boring bachelor’s life. The man from Kyabazinga land walked down the aisle with soupy Betsy Namisango at St. Mark Church Entebbe two weeks ago where they exchanged their marriage vows and promised to stick to each other through thick and thin till they breathe no more. The poor man has been surviving the hard way with no one massage his belly in the cold nights. He is yet to kick off his campaign program on the independent ticket.