Uganda also known as pearl Of Africa is blessed with lots of natural resources including lakes, rivers, oil, wildlife and above all it’s wonderful and lovely people who have been ranked among the most hospitable with the cutest smiles in the world. Lots of Zungu babes have flocked into the Banana Republic from their home lands in Europe and the United States and hooked up our sons and brothers for keeps. These Ugandan dudes are enjoying white oil wells and have no time for our boring Ugandan girls.
Entebbenews brings you some of the Ugandan dudes who are enjoying Zungu Oil wells for life.
*Pastor Martin Ssempa*
Pastor Martin Ssempa is the founder of the Makerere Community church and an activist who has fought tooth and nail to banish homosexuality in Uganda. Pastor Martin Ssempa is hooked to American Born zungu babe identified as Tracey Ssempa and the two have five kids. The two met after Tracey came to Uganda to work as a missionary for the Cross for the virus an NGO that was dedicated to combating HIV/AIDS in Uganda. Ssempa has clashed with Rubaga Miracle center church Boss Pastor Robert Kayanja over homosexuality. Ssempa accused Kayanja of sodomising young boys in his church. In 2012 Buganda Road court dismissed the accusations against Kayanja. Martin Ssempa acquired American Citizenship after he legalized his bonking sessions with lovely Tracey.
*Herbert Kato*
Herbert Kato is a rugby player who plays for the Entebbe based mongers side and a twin to Wasswa Adrian who also plays for the Mongers. He is hooked to a zungu babe identified as Rachel Thompson and the two recently welcomed a bouncing tot named Theodore Mulumba. Kato bitterly split with his long time zungu lover Anne Katrin Elsie over irreconcilable differences and hooked up juicy Thompson. These days he rarely plays for the Mongers after the Zungu babe demanding sex like madness.
*Pius Mayanja aka Pallaso*
Pius Mayanja also known as Pallaso is a bro to musicians Jose Chameleone, Weasel and late AK-47. This fella is hooked to a zungu babe identified as Nicole Hayman and the two have a son together. Pallaso is said to have hooked the Zungu babe while he was in the US. He was rumored to be secretly shafting former Team No Sleep buddy Sheebah Karungi. The team Good Music Boss has a few hits to his name including Twatoba, Mudongo and Omusawo.
*Joseph Owino*
Joseph Owino is one young man who isn’t complaining about life. The Owino solutions company Boss is hooked to a lovely American born babe identified as Daniella Boston and the two welcomed a bouncing tot a few weeks ago at medical facility abroad. Owino who is also the Kawowo sports website boss acquired American citizenship after he legalized his bonking arrangements with the zungu babe. He is always travelling to Obama land to check on his white in laws.
*Amos Wekesa*
Amos Wekesa is the Great Lake Safaris and Uganda Lodges Limited Boss. He is married to a zungu babe identified as Amy Wekesa and the two have three kids together. The lovebirds met over 14 years ago at the Baptist Students centre in Wandegeya where Amy used to work as a missionary while Amos used to frequent the center for prayers. Amos spotted the innocent zungu babe and cornered her after she melted his heart like candle wax. The zungu babe accepted the hunky fella and the two walked down the aisle.
*Ronald Semawere aka Guvnor Ace*
Ronald Semawere popularly known as Guvnor Ace mid this year raised eye brows after he hooked up a Zungu pensioner identified as Lisa Johnson. The lovebirds hooked up on face book and the rest was history. The Uganda Dance Hall artist scoffed at his haters after they started dissing him over the aging Zungu babe.
*Angelo Izama*
Angelo Izama a journalist who has worked for the Daily Monitor, Urban TV fell in love with a brilliant American Zungu babe identified as Melina Platas who is pursuing a PhD in Political Science at Stanford University.
He abandoned his paying Job at Urban TV and left for Obama Land to enjoy the Zungu babe’s oil well. The latest we have heard about Angello indicates that he now works with Chapter 4 a human rights focused charity and think tank as a strategic Advisor.
*GNL Zamba*
Ernest Zamba also popularly known as GNL ‘The legend of Zamba’ is not complaining ever since he fell in love with a juicy zungu babe identified as Miriam Wertlieb. The American born species forced the Luga-flow rapper to dump his musical career for her candy soup. The El Nino rich babe is irrigating the Baboon Forest Entertainment boss with no excuse.
*Pastor Robert Kiggundu*
Pastor Robert Kiggundu the Calvary ministry church boss last year said bye bye to the boring cold nights after he hooked a nice looking bubbling Zungu babe only identified as Pamela. The Man of God by-passed all our Ugandan girls and hooked the Zungu babe. The two officially legalized their bonking arrangements last year.
*Alex Kintu Brandon*
Little is known about Kintu Brandon but we are told that he is vying for the Kagoma constituency Parliamentary seat in Jinja on the independent ticket. He left several villagers in Jinja salivating and talking in circles after he paraded his juicy Zungu babe.
*Joel Ssebuliba*
Joel sebuliba is a former Ugandan Kenya based footballer who fell in love with a Zungu babe only identified as Maddy. The lovebirds exchanged marriage vows in the UK a few years ago.
