Author: ANGECIES
Aspiring Entebbe Municipality Member of Parliament Abubaker Walusimbi has warned NRM aspiring Member of Parliament Fabrice Rulinda to brace himself for a tough battle in the 2016 polls. Walusimbi who spoke to entebbenews in an interview scoffed at Rulinda whom he described as a man hoodwinking the electorate with cash and has no concrete ideas to solve some of the challenges they (electorates) are facing including unemployment. “He has a few hooligans who are making a lot of noise for him but I would like to assure him not to start a war that he cannot win. Many of…
Former Entebbe Municipality aspiring Member of Parliament Christopher Sebuliba has been smiling from his heart ever since he landed a lucrative job in Buganda Kingdom a couple of months ago. The amorphous man abandoned his 2016 political dreams after Kabaka Ronald Mutebi appointed him Tourism commissioner to man all tourist sites in the Kingdom. The staunch NRM fella has forgotten all his friends including his former campaign agent and personal assistant George Ntoganyi after he landed the lucrative job. The poor man is now cursing life and regretting why he was used and dumped like a condom. He is…
Former Uganda Revenue Authority (URA) Boss Willis Bashasha is spitting venom and ready to sweat plasma over the Bushenyi Municipality MP seat that he has been eyeing for the last couple of years. The Bushenyi district LCV Chairman and NRM diehard is traversing the whole Municipality and preaching his political gospel ahead of the 2016 boiling campaigns. He is fighting tooth and nail to throw out FDC’s Odo Tayebwa from parliament and render the poor old man jobless. A couple of months ago Bashasha and Bushenyi Mayor Joshua Kamugisha had a bitter exchange over shs 100m that was meant…
Entebbe based Protea Hotel accounts manager Mary Ahimbisibwe is one happy woman these days after conceding a live penalty in a sweet twosome game. The babe is bulging like no man’s business with a tot germinating in her tummy after she was scored live by a sharp shooter in their late night love game and dropped his seeds of Gold in her womb. The light skinned beauty has abandoned her sexy skirts for maternity dresses after fattening like a hippopotamus and developed raging appetite for raw mangoes.
Nkumba Select, stormers, KIU and Miami Kops made a strong start in the 2015/16 Pepsi Beach league that got underway at Lido Beach on Sunday. Nkumba Select overcame Kayunga Town council 4-3 in the thrilling Hurriken group fixture. Douglas Muganga and Roch Somoka who also play for the national team each netted a brace to hand their side victory in the opening fixture. Wasswa Peter (1), Mubiru Budaia (1) and Jessey Lukooki (1) scored the consolation goals for Kayunga. Talented walloped new league debutants Kampala City All stars 5-2. Allan Kayiwa scored two braces while Allan Kasozi scored the…
Entebbe Municipality LCIII Kiwafu Central councilor Fred Jacob Kimera is having sweet smiles and bobbing high after finally tying the knot with longtime bonk mate Jackie Namiiro. The staunch Democratic Party man walked down the aisle with gorgeous Namiiro at St. Marks Church Entebbe where they exchanged their marriage vows and later showered their guests in a booze and food bonanza and by midnight the guests were walking and driving back to their shafting pads in Zigzag direction and seeing the world upside down after they guzzled pints like fish. Our snoops intimated that the poor man has been…
Cops at Mpala police last week busted two first year students’ who were bonking each other and screaming in different sophisticated languages under a jack fruit tree near Nkumba primary school playgrounds. The horny students were identified as Ronald Nakojo 21, and Justine Ganyila 23, both freshers pursuing a Degree in Business Administration at Nkumba University. The horny fellas were nabbed at 11 pm by foot patrol cops who got Nakojo red handed nailing Justine on jackfruit tree shafting her mercilessly as she screamed on top of her voice. The lovebirds cursed the cops after they were ordered to…
Tycoon Fabrice Rulinda caused a scene at the NRM Youth day celebrations that were held at the Kiwafu Play Ground on Monday. The hunky dude nearly brought the function to a standstill after a fleet of babes licked his shoes in shifts after he melted down their hearts like ice cream. The loaded fella felt like he was in heaven after he enjoyed the bubbling sweetness from the babes’ massages and licked his lips non-stop. The aspiring NRM Member of Parliament quietly left the function after his bulging trousers gave him hard time and stressed him down.
Former Entebbe Municipality Division ‘A’ Chairman Hajji Jakira Ssali is bouncing back on the political spotlight after a couple of years benching and grassing on the streets with no paying job. The staunch NRM party diehard was kicked out of office in the last heated battle by DP’s Wasswa David Kasule. The bulky old man has been burning on Katebe for the last couple of years till recently he had a dream to bounce back onto the political spotlight to throw out his political hyenas. The amorphous fella has been living a miserable life and keeping a low…