The Uganda Revenue Authority officers two weeks ago invaded the 4 Turkeys bar and threw out drunken revellers over choking taxes amounting to eighty million shilling (shs 80M). The revenue officers padlocked the popular sex- bar after throwing out the bar manager Jackie Busingye and the workers. This follows after 3 years down the road when the former bar owner, Derrick Coggon was gunned and shot bullets at his residence in Kiwafu zone area. The late’s family authoritatively handed the deceased’s properties and businesses to the bar manager, Jackie Busingye to manage them under the 25degrees company. The bar manager has been managing the happening sex bar ever since the…
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A woman identified as Florence Akanya is crying crocodile tears after her long fingers landed her in trouble. The woman was arrested after she was caught red-handed stealing goodies from pearl Supermarket in Kitooro. She was arrested after the supermarket staff spotted her pocketing items in her clothes including perfumes, cooking oil, soap, Vaseline all totaling to Shs75,000. The poor woman sweated plasma after she was grilled to the bone marrow and ordered to surrender all the items she was trying to sneak out from the supermarket including perfumes and Vaseline she had hidden in her bras. The poor…
Three conmen identified as Faizal Semanda, Salongo Mubiru and a one Mutyaba are cursing like hell behind bars after they were arrested over forging land titles over a piece of land located in Kavundira Village in Katabi Sub County. The crafty men were arrested on Tuesday by Entebbe police cops after they ganged up and threatened to beat up the bonafide owners Wilson Sengonzi and Samuel Kizito. The two who operate a real estate company Honest Estate Developers bought the land from a one Ernest Lusiita and have been selling off the plots to other buyers. Three crooks Faizal…
Entebbe, over 50 years ago was just a boring town with no happening places apart from Lake Victoria Hotel and Entebbe Golf Club. Back in the day the town used to be Uganda’s political capital with Presidents including Idi Amin, Milton Obote fully residing and running the country’s affairs from State House Entebbe, neighboring state lodge. Ministers and colonial governors used to reside in other affluent neighborhoods and educated their kids at Lake Victoria School. Today the town has grown into a modern Minneapolis and totally changed with lots of businesses, bars, hotels, schools springing up like beans germinating from…
The Entebbe International Airport CAA Aviation Security (AVSEC) Manager Marjorie Kabayagala Carolyn is flying high in the skies with one million smiles on her face after unidentified dude launched a massive sexual attack and nailed her full-throatal during their late night games. The CAA Security officer is walking with a hell of stress after a sharp shooter downloaded white Magma into her womb. She is three months preggie and craving for raw mangoes plus other crunchy bites. Our scouts are working around the clock to positively identify the lucky dude responsible planting live seeds in her tummy.
While other teams were tussling it out for supremacy on Saturday, Sadolin Mongers earned a smooth ride to victory against bottom Gulu elephants at their Entebbe S.S Grounds also popularly known as the ‘House of Pain’. Sadolin mongers earned a walk-over against Gulu Elephants who didn’t show up and didn’t give an official communication. Mongers were awarded with a 28-0 score and now sit comfortably in fifth place with 38 points. A source privy to information in the Uganda Rugby Union indicated that Gulu Elephants have now missed three games in a row and will be relegated. “They have…
Residents in Kasenyi zone in Abaita Ababiiri off Entebbe Road are in tears after the area Boda Boda chairman identified as Michael Kalungi was knocked dead by a speeding Entebbe Express Highway construction lorry Truck on Sunday. The 35 year-old man was smashed and crushed to pieces by the speeding lorry truck that was heading to Kampala. According to eye witnesses the speeding lorry truck first rammed into two vehicles a Toyota Noah UAM 178A which was heading to Entebbe from Kampala and injured five people who were immediately rushed to Entebbe Hospital in a very critical condition. The…
Last weekend Lido Beach all roads in Entebbe ended up at Lido Beach where Pepsi organized a champion’s league finals ticket draws to Milan, Italy. Couples from all walks of life paraded themselves like beans and did all sorts of wicked things including humping like starved tigers in broad day light. The beach facility was blazin’ hot with DJ Shiru spinning wheels of steel. Lots of Pepsi goodies ranging from sodas, T-shirts, caps and soccer balls were in plenty. Some bu-horny dudes injured their cobra-machines during a wicked splendid musical performance and walked dripping white jelly. Our camera man covered…
The Entebbe Airport Emirates Sky Cargo Top Boss Emerine Arikiriza is on blue moon and bobbing high at the Airport after pushing a bouncing tot that has been germinating in her tummy and giving her lots of sleepless nights plus labour pains. The sweet lovely babe added another tot to her three gallant sons after a lucky man wired her live in a sex mathematical brain game and planted his seeds of Gold in her womb. She bounced back in office two weeks ago after spending close to two months breastfeeding her little one plus re-energizing after the tot…
The Entebbe international Airport Icemark Cargo clearing officer Banard Akampurira is walking on a tight rope ever since he abandoned his Bachelor’s degree course at Nkumba University a couple of years ago. The horny fella dumped his course to the dust bin after he accumulated a number of retakes at the Academic Tower. He chickened away from the university after exams plus course works teased and bullied him from all angles. He is plotting to resume and complete his retakes plus research project this year.