

Independent presidential candidate Elton Joseph Mabirizi is spitting a lot of venom and promising heaven on earth on the campaign trail. He is moving places all over the Banana Republic and preaching his political gospel. On Thursday the little known man caused stampede in Entebbe and vowed to kick Museveni out of state House in the hot boiling 2016 polls with canes. He made a lot of noise to the residents accusing state agents of threatening to finish him off before the next year’s polls. The poor man claimed that state agents wanted him to back off the presidential race and stop wasting his time. He promised to revitalize the economy and promote sports around the country.
However police Publicist Fred Enanga denied the accusations and warned the fella to stop playing silly games that state agents ‘kidnapped’ and ‘tortured’ him. Mean while the big man and NRM Flag bearer President Yoweri Museveni is traversing the nation and exciting peasants in a chopper that was donated to him by Hon. Capt Mike Mukula.


