Buganda and Central Region Aspiring youth Member Of Parliament, James Kiwanuka Sembatya is nursing wounds and pain after he was smashed by a speeding car on Saturday nite in Entebbe . The drunken fella was smashed from Nkumba Club Jackers by a unidentified speeding car that was flying high to Entebbe Airport. The poor fella was squeezed between death and life after guzzling lots of pints from the happening club where he was rolled over. The beer thirsty fella was squeezed around his car in the night after guzzling heavily like the world was about to come to an end. The boozified fella was rushed to a nearby medical facility bleeding heavily like a slaughtered chicken with his nostril and ears bruised. The beer-crazy fella narrowly cheated death by a whisker after quenching his booze thirst with over two beer bucket rounds. The fella is thanking his creator after his balls escaped unhurt.
