Author: ANGECIES

Resident District Commissioner Rose Kirabira has warned Boda Boda riders operating in Entebbe Municipality to zip up their whoppers or risk catching the deadly HIV/AIDS disease. Kirabira sounded the alarm after it emerged that the Boda Boda operators are spending their small savings to bonk prostitutes including school girls to quench their high ranging sex libido other than investing the money for their retirement and old age. She appealed to them to be faithful to their sexual partners or use condoms if they cannot tame their high sex libidos. Kirabira who was speaking at the Boda Boda operators forum…

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Entebbe Municipality Community Development Officer Douglas Muwonge had a rough past week after he was grilled and put on the spot by Resident District Commissioner Rose Kirabira to account for the youth Livelihood funds meant to uplift the hundreds of youth out of the biting unemployment. The government officer was tasked to explain the allocation of the funds as well as present the physical groups that had benefited from the program at the Baraza forum held on Thursday at the Kiwafu Play Ground. The poor fella sweated plasma and panicked without any answer after RDC Kirabira demanded to know…

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Uganda’s popular music artistes Dr. Jose Chameleon, Bebecool and Bobi Wine took their unending rivalry to Lido Beach Entebbe on Sunday Last Week to once again prove the King of Uganda’s music industry in a concert dubbed ‘Uganda’s Finest’.  After several curtain raisers hundreds of music fans who thronged Lido beach eagerly waited for the contest to get underway until when self acclaimed East Africa’s Finest and musical doctor Jose Chameleon stepped on Stage at 8:30pm amidst loud cheers. He approximately spent 30 minutes sampling the audience with some of his finest songs. He then wasted no time in…

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Aspiring Member of Parliament for Entebbe Municipality Michael Kakembo Mbwatekamwa has hit back at his political rival Walusimbi Abubaker who is also targeting the Entebbe Municipality Parliamentary seat. In an interview with entebbenews Mbwatekamwa revealed that the melee that characterized the Entebbe Municipality internal Democratic Party elections two weeks ago at Chang Sha Primary School was as a result of Walusimbi mobilizing hooligans to disrupt the election process. Mbwatekamwa also revealed that Walusimbi isn’t a member of any electoral college in the Democratic Party and therefore didn’t qualify to participate in the voting process to elect constituency leaders. “Walusimbi…

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Upcoming city comedian MC Vampire is cursing like hell and regretting why he was born to suffer in this world after he cheated death last week on Sunday at Lido Beach during Chameleone, Bebecool and Bobi Wine show down mega Concert. The charged up audience threw stones, beer bottles and sand at him on stage after his comical skills turned out to be boring and not causing any laughter. And to make matters worse he was super gluing on the stage trying to showcase his talent. Several bouncers saved his life as they shielded him and whisked him away…

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Entebbe Airport Cargo Clearing Boss Stanley Namayirira has begun secret campaigns to take over Entebbe Municipality Division B LCIII Seat come 2016. The staunch DP man has now joined the list of aspirants including NRM’s Zikuliza Paul and DP’s Sadik Mukasa who are making current Chairman Anthony Seguja’s head pain nonstop as they are badly eyeing his job. The DP Stalwart is now quietly moving around the town including bufundas and malwa joints preaching his political gospel and promising to improve on infrastructure and create jobs for the youth.

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Kitoro based Market FC claimed Victory at the 15th Edition of the annual Kawuma Cup that was held at Kiwafu Play Ground on Monday. Abdul Hussein’s goal gave Market FC the decisive victory over Bugonga based Lamancia in the second half to be crowned champions. Their victory earned them a cow and a set of jerseys while Lamancia only received a cow. The annual Kawuma Cup was initiated by current Entebbe Municipality MP Muhammad Kawuma back in 2000 when he was still a youth councilor to promote and nurture talent among the youth in Entebbe. Twelve teams participated in…

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Ugandan Gospel fading Singer Jeff Blaise should go and eat his chicken after cheating death last week. The upcoming singer last Thursday narrowly kissed death after crashing his black Toyota harrier with another Toyota Harrier. The drunken fella sweated plasma and remembered how death robbed female singer Sarah Nampijja aka Sera three years ago after their musical duet and long song ‘Contagious’. They both squeezed themselves in the small road after the Jeremiah’s bar in Entebbe. The age-ing music star was from a drinking spree when he crashed his wheels and balls mysteriously.

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Entebbe International Airport Uganda Clearing Industry and Forwarding Association (UCIFA) Boss Herbert Mutungi is crying crocodile tears and cursing why he was born to suffer after a group of clearing agents threw him out of office last week on Friday. The angry clearing agents who accused him of being incompetent and promoting intrigue in the association rounded up all his office items including computers and files and threw him out without any mercy. Some of the agents who spoke to entebbenews on condition of anonymity revealed that Mutungi had been accusing them of leading theft rackets at the Airport. The…

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Ruling National Resistance Movement Party Secretary General for the disabled Sulaiman Mayanja has begun campaigns to kick out Alex dezi from Parliament whom he has accused of ignoring the plight of the disabled people in central Region. The NRM Party diehard is now traversing the whole region day and night begging for votes in addition to sponsoring sports tournaments for the disabled to woo them to vote for him.

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