The Entebbe Municipality Aspiring Member of Parliament Kiwanuka Archilles has finally washed his crocodile tears after unidentified Good Samaritan offered him a four seater Suzuki Ride in UAH series to facilitate his political campaigns. The poor man and Bugonga Boys mathematics school teacher has been camouflaging around and jumping on boda bodas in addition to hoofing like a cow ever since his white glittering Toyota Premio got burnt mysteriously a couple of weeks ago at the Bugonga Police post. He pointed fingers at his ‘political enemies’ over the incident and vowed to swallow them like Samosa in the brewing…
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Upcoming singer Lodman King has never understood why his sweet babe dumped him like toilet paper a couple of months ago. The poor fella has been cursing like hell ever since the babe showed him a red card with no official statement. The babe told the poor fella to sort himself out and warned him never to call her on her mobile phone. The broke bolingo man has been biting his fingers and gambling around in the cold ever since the babe walked out of his heart minus even enjoying her meat pie. He has been surviving the hard…
Celebrated Radio Guru Roger Mugisha is ready to rock the city like superman after finally accepting to legalize his secret bonking sessions with his longtime babe identified as Sheebah Nassali. The hunky dude was secretly unveiled by gorgeous Nassali before her parents at a lavish ceremony that was organized in Ruharo Mbarara over the weekend. The hunky fella has been wiring the babe minus wearing rubbers and chewing her lips like crazy. Lots of babes of all tribes and color have been crying lots of crocodile tears after the hunky dude broke their hearts and rejected their crazy sex…
Overall winner Primary schools (Boys): Entebbe Junior School (99 Strokes). Overall Winner Primary schools (Girls): St. Agnes Primary School (123 strokes) Overall winner secondary schools (Boys): Airforce Primary School (228 strokes) Overall winner secondary schools (Girls): Kyambogo College school (245 strokes) The 7th Edition of the coral coating Uganda Open Woodball Championship that got underway at St. Joseph’s Technical Institute Kisubi on Saturday saw Entebbe Junior School and St. Agnes Primary School smile to victory in the boy’s and girl’s category respectively. Playing a total of 6 fairways Entebbe Junior School returned 99 strokes to finish top in the…
Describing the challenges in UPE Schools as serious, primary school teachers in Entebbe have urged government to increase funding to the schools to enable them solve the growing number of challenges. Speaking on the sidelines of the Entebbe Teachers day celebrations that were held at Ssiena Beach on Tuesday Stephen Nabende the chairman Uganda Teachers Saccos Union and Lake Victoria School Headmaster disclosed that most UPE Schools aren’t well funded and therefore meet several challenges in catering for expenses such as Water, Electricity and support staff. “For example we as Lake Victoria School with a population of 701 pupils…
2015/16 FUFA Big league: Match Day One Results: Thursday, 8th October 2015: Rwenzori group: Kireka United 0-1 Kirinnya Jinja – Nelson Mandela National Stadium, Namboole Hope Doves 2-1 Wandegeya- Mutesa II Stadium, Wankulukuku Masaka Local Council 0-2 Masavu F.C – Masaka Recreational Stadium Wakiso Utd 0-1 Synergy – Wakiso Play ground Entebbe F.C 1-0 Sun City –Bugonga Stadium Proline 2- 0 Citizen – Nakivubo Stadium Elgon group: Paidha Black Angels 2-1 Ndejje University – Bar Okoro, Zombo play ground Playing amidst a handful of fans, Entebbe FC begun the lower Fufa Big league 2015/16 season with a 1-0 victory over Hoima based Suncity FC at the Bugonga football Ground on Thursday. New signing and former player Abdul Hussein…
Lots of Entebbe Handling services staff are having some good time and smiling from the bottom of their hearts after their Zungu Manager Tytens Georges finally packed his bags and boarded a plane back to his motherland Belgium. The zungu manager enjoyed his last meal in the company and boarded SN Brussels flight last week on Wednesday back to his ancestral land for good. Lots of hypocrites were at the Airport crying crocodile tears as the white fella boarded the flight back to his homeland after manning Kutesa’s handling facility for 17 years. And after the flight had departed…
Entebbe Municipality Mayor Kayanja Vincent DePaul loves his king and can do anything to please him. The Entebbe town boss seriuosly loves his king like crazy and doesn’t entertain haters and hyenas who frustrate Kabaka Mutebi’s developmental work and speak a hell of dirty stuff about the Kingdom. The holy man amazed Kabaka’s subjects after he fell on the ground and greeted the Kabaka with his head bowing down. The poor man littered his clean suit and mouth in dust at Kabaka Ronald Mutebi function that was held on Tuesday at Nakiwogo Primary school. The Democratic Party diehard is…
Three City Business Men including the Director of Kisha Investments Ltd, Mark Kakooza have been acquitted after pocketing over two billion shillings from Dr. Livingstone Ddungu, the Director of Naalya secondary schools in a botched deal. The tycoons were acquitted by Kampala High Court Assistant Registrar Lawrence Tweyanze who reasoned that prosecution failed to produce sufficient evidence to implicate the crafty fellas in a dirty deal. This follows after the former Entebbe Chief Magistrate Joyce Kavuma then a presiding magistrate rejected all the evidence Naalya S.S tycoon Dr. Livingstone Ddungu produced against fellow tycoon Mark Kakooza. She rejected a memorandum of understanding which Dr. Ddungu’s brother in-law Nicholas Kaweesa presented to court to down pin Mark Kakooza…
Sadolin mongers Rugby star Richard Bbira is swinging his tail in the legs after tight marking a zungu’s babe identified as Galina Prisca. The horny fella for the last couple of months has been tight marking the Zungu’s babe and doing all sorts of crazy romantic stuff on the Zungu’s back. The lovebirds have been smoked out in several different hide-outs and bufudas getting cozy and swamping saliva. The lovely couple last Saturday caused a scene at the Buffaloes-Mongers rugby match in Entebbe. The lovebirds swamped saliva and chewed lips in everybody’s face to disapprove haters who have been…